23 May 2008

butt ugly

why is it that winxp goes to all the effort of greying out your screen when you ask it to quit & soon as you click okay, it reapplies all its revolting colours? even worse if you're not using its grotesque default colours as it switches back to them as it kills itself off. the greying out is a neat effect but those arses have no clue.

the total lack of decent aesthetics is probably the main reason i hate billyware so much ...

01 May 2008

smoke this ...

so some prat was seeking a pcm file of smoke on the water (deep purple, 1972) so s/he asked altavista which somehow got her/him a preview link to my site: “our water rates are high enough as it is. 631kb herbal.wav ... 48kb smoking.ogg. the last tram (from clapham) you been practicin'? 103kb snap2.wav ...” awesome! even better given this preview the prat clicked through ...

maybe s/he/it was actually a goon show fan?