29 June 2011

‘can't afford something ....’

‘.... that adequately expresses the vast expanse of my sphincter, so i'll drive this piece of cheap crap ....’ thought the ugly little fat man at the controls.

21 June 2011

all i got was this lousy t-shoit

of course, it shows a total lack of taste not to mention common decency but given that one of the work prats is so paranoid about radiation exposure — it's only 8,150km from 福島第一原子力発電所 to silicon valley — that i couldn't resist. i liked being told i needed to dose myself with potassium iodide, &c .....